Euphemisms for 'Falling Off'

1. Doing a turnip imitation
2. Taking a worm count
3. Unscheduled Dismount
4. Non-synchronized performance art
5. Turf-surfing or dirt-diving
6. High-fiving a nightcrawler
7. Lunching at Ouch cafe
8. A quick trip to Dirtsville
9. trolling for paramedics
10. Checking your girth...from the bottom
11. Pushing down daisies.
12. Dirt for dessert
13. Spending a little quality time with gravity
14. Joining Airborne Equitation International
15. Taking an impact nap

...more to come soon!!!